Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble - Page 700
Lou Xiao'e was stunned for a moment, but she was not too disappointed. After all, she had fought Yang Chan, Erlang Shen, and the monkey, but had never fought with the saint. It should be quite nice to fight with them.
"You are a saint, but you sound like a mountain god or a land god. You beat people whenever you want. Xiao'e, you are so casual!"
Yang Chan was dumbfounded when she heard this. She didn't dare to disrespect the saint.
"What's the use of being a saint or not? They are just stronger practitioners. It's no big deal."
Lou Xiao'e feels that being a saint is just a state of mind and does not represent anything.
Now that she has achieved the status of Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian, she is in no way inferior to a saint, and may even surpass him. In this case, what is there to be in awe of?
"Well, being strong means having confidence!"
Yang Chan looked at Lou Xiao'e with envy. If she had Lou Xiao'e's ability, her parents would not have both died.
"Hehe, let me tell you a secret. My biggest support is Lin Fan. Even if I am powerless, as long as Lin Fan is by my side, I will not be afraid of Hongjun even if he comes!"
Lou Xiao'e suddenly smiled and pointed at Lin Fan who was beside Yang Chan and said.
"envious!"
What else could Yang Chan say except envy. She was envious of Lou Xiao'e for meeting Lin Fan.
"Don't be envious. Take us around this world. This is your home turf. You should be very familiar with it!"
"But I am the Third Holy Mother of Mount Hua, and I cannot leave my post without permission..."
After hearing what Lou Xiao'e said, Yang Chan felt a little embarrassed. She couldn't leave Huashan without permission.
"Stop, what's the point of talking about duty? I'm going to take you to the Heavenly Palace to ask for leave and see if the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother agree!"
Lou Xiao'e interrupted Yang Chan and disappeared with her from the sight of Lin Fan and the others.
"Qi'er, look at your mother, she's in such a hurry, she's already gone to heaven."
Lin Fan was a little helpless. Lou Xiao'e really did what she said and left directly.
"My mother must be trying to take advantage of this situation and make a scene like Sun Wukong did!"
Lin Qi cast his gaze towards heaven and guessed Lou Xiao'e's little thoughts.
"It was because of your mother's impetuous temper that I refined the Law of Destruction for her. I thought two negatives equal a positive, but it turns out that adding two negatives together makes it even more negative."
Lin Fan shook his head helplessly, then with a thought he brought them to the Heavenly Palace.
At this time, the Heavenly Palace was filled with heavenly soldiers and generals wailing in pain. It was obvious that Lou Xiao'e had fought her way straight in.
But she didn't use any heavy hands, she just knocked down these heavenly soldiers and generals.
Otherwise, these heavenly soldiers and generals will surely be destroyed without a trace, both their bodies and souls, under the law of destruction.
Lin Fan ignored these heavenly soldiers and generals and walked straight in. He soon found Lou Xiao'e and Yang Chan in Yaochi, and the people sitting opposite them were the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
"Yang Chan, are you going to rebel against the Heavenly Court?"
"Who on earth are you? How dare you break into the Heavenly Palace and injure the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals? You are simply wanton and reckless!"
The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother were almost mad with anger that Yang Chan actually broke into the Heavenly Palace with a strange woman.
This is simply trampling on the majesty of heaven and slapping them in the face.
"It doesn't matter if you don't know me, but you must know the Spear of Destruction stuck in the Jade Emperor's Dragon Throne in the Lingxiao Palace, right?"
Lou Xiao'e found it interesting to see the two people so angry, and then asked about the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother with a smile.
"You mean you threw that spear?"
Upon hearing this, the Jade Emperor's face changed and he looked at Lou Xiao'e in surprise.
"No, it was thrown to me by my husband. Of course, I can do it now!"
Lou Xiao'e had a look of pride on her face. She could now condense the Spear of Destruction, and it was more authentic than the one Lin Fan had condensed. After all, the law she refined was the law of destruction!
"So you and your husband are both saints? But when did you two saints appear in the world? I am the master of the three realms and I know nothing about it. Could it be that some saint has transformed himself and come to my heaven?"
The Jade Emperor frowned and looked at Lou Xiao'e, thinking that she might be the incarnation of a saint who had deliberately come to heaven to tease him.
Chapter 1006: Frustrated Jade Emperor
"I'm not that free. Listen carefully. My name is Lou Xiao'e and my husband is Lin Fan. We are going to take a look around your world today, so we are going to let Yang Chan be our guide. And you in Heaven must not have any objections. Do you understand?"
Seeing that the Jade Emperor began to have wild thoughts, Lou Xiao'e simply stated her identity and purpose straight away.
"Lou Xiao'e? Lin Fan? I've never heard of this. As the Three Holy Mothers of Mount Hua, Yang Chan cannot leave her post without permission. Who are you to make decisions for the Heavenly Court? Do you think you are the Jade Emperor or the Queen Mother?"
Upon hearing this, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at each other for a while, confirming that they had never heard of these two names. When they heard Lou Xiao'e being so arrogant, they immediately became angry.
"Why? Because my fist is big!"
Hearing this, Lou Xiao'e sneered and raised her fist. She came to the Heavenly Palace to make a notification, not to seek the opinions of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
"Yang Chan, do you mean the same thing?"
The Jade Emperor felt very aggrieved. As the lord of the three realms, someone actually showed off his fist in front of him. Doesn't he have any face?
"Yeah, that's what I mean too!"
Yang Chan didn't want to make things too awkward with Tian Ting, but her good sisters all supported her. If she still backed down, it would be too unfair to Lou Xiao'e's friendship.
"Asshole, Your Majesty, I told you long ago that neither Yang Jian nor Yang Chan could be kept, but you refused to listen. You named Yang Jian the Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, but he ignored your orders. You named Yang Chan the Huashan Sanshengmu, but she colluded with outsiders and attacked the Heavenly Palace. Look at what you have done!"
The Queen Mother was extremely angry at this moment. She had long suggested to the Jade Emperor to execute Yang Jian and Yang Chan, but the Jade Emperor insisted that he could use them for his own purposes. Now, look what happened, these brother and sister are both so troublesome.
"Queen Mother, please be patient!"
The Jade Emperor looked very unhappy at this moment, but he was in the wrong and could not refute the Queen Mother.
"Although Xiao'e's words may be unpleasant to hear, you have to accept them. After all, these days, whoever has the bigger fist gets the upper hand."
At this time, Lin Fan suddenly spoke, attracting the attention of the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor?
If Lin Fan hadn't spoken, they wouldn't have noticed the arrival of Lin Fan and his group.
"You must be Lin Fan, right? Who are you and where are you from? Why do you keep making things difficult for my Heavenly Court? What do you want to do?"
Seeing the real boss Lin Fan appear, the Jade Emperor finally couldn't help but ask.
"You have too many questions. I don't really want to answer them. You have a good heaven. We can do as we please!"
Lin Fan saw that the Jade Emperor was staring at him closely with an inquiring look on his face, but he had no intention of answering. He gave Lou Xiao'e a look, then turned and walked away.
Seeing this, Lou Xiao'e no longer paid attention to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and quickly pulled Yang Chan to catch up with Lin Fan.
"This is too much! It is a great shame and humiliation that you actually treat my heaven as a garden and wander around!"
"Alright, stop complaining. What can we do if we are not as strong as them? No matter if they are truly an unknown great power or a saint who is just playing tricks on us, they are beings we cannot fight against!"
After Lin Fan and the others walked away, the Jade Emperor shouted angrily. Although the Queen Mother had a gloomy face, she still managed to remain calm and persuaded the Jade Emperor.
"What should we do? Are we just going to swallow our anger? Where is the dignity of Heaven? Where is my dignity?"
The Jade Emperor was still unwilling to hear this, because Lin Fan had previously used a spear of destruction to pierce his dragon throne, causing him to lose face and get injured.
It hasn't been a few days since this happened, and today he asked his woman to go to the Heaven and injure countless heavenly soldiers and generals. She simply didn't take him, the Jade Emperor, seriously.
"Have you forgotten that we have a backer? Go back to Zixiao Palace and ask the teacher to make the decision!"
The Queen Mother glared at the Jade Emperor, wondering why he was so confused at this time. Although the two saints were not someone they could deal with, it did not mean that no one could deal with them.
When the Conferred Gods Battle was nearing its end, Hongjun suddenly showed up. Not only did he stop the Three Pure Ones' world-destroying war, he also took out three Meteorite Pills and directly captured the Three Pure Ones.
The Three Pure Ones are three saints, but they dare not act unruly in front of Hongjun, so they can only eat the Meteorite Pill obediently.
Presumably, Lin Fan and Lou Xiao'e could not cause any waves in front of Hongjun.
"You're right, I'll go right away!"
The Jade Emperor's eyes lit up when he heard this. Yes, how could he forget his teacher Hongjun? That was the Taoist master!
So what if Lin Fan and Lou Xiao'e are both saints? As long as Daozu is willing to take action, the two of them are just ants.
Afterwards, the Jade Emperor turned into a stream of light and disappeared in front of the Queen Mother, apparently going to the Zixiao Palace to cry.
"Yang Chan, have you seen the entire scenery of the Heavenly Palace before?"
When Lin Fan and his group were strolling in the Heavenly Palace, Lou Xiao'e asked about Yang Chan out of some curiosity.
"I was forced to come to the Heavenly Palace. I was first questioned in the Lingxiao Palace, and then pushed to the Demon Slaying Platform outside the South Heavenly Gate to be beheaded in public. If it weren't for Marshal Tianpeng delaying time, Chang'e pleading for me, and Nezha coming to save me, I might have already died and never reincarnated. I didn't see any of the scenery in the Heavenly Palace, but my indifferent uncle saw it all."
Yang Chan gave a bitter smile when she heard this. She had been captured and taken to heaven before, so how could she have the mood to appreciate the beautiful scenery?
"Oh yeah, and Nezha, I haven't fought him yet, what a shame!"
After Yang Chan's reminder, Lou Xiao'e remembered that she had never fought with Nezha before. Now that she is stronger, she would feel embarrassed to fight with Nezha again.
"Xiao'e, Nezha is a very kind person and very pitiful. Please don't bully her."
Nezha is Yang Chan's savior. Yang Chan also brought Nezha's body, who was forced to commit suicide by Li Jing, back to Taiyi Zhenren's cave and asked Taiyi Zhenren to save him. The two of them are friends who have been through life and death together and have a very good relationship, so Yang Chan does not want Lou Xiao'e to fight with Nezha.
After all, Lou Xiao'e is already a Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian, while Nezha is only a Taiyi Jinxian.
"Pathetic, you mean his bastard father Li Jing? In my opinion, Nezha is too soft-hearted. He should beat Li Jing to death."
Lou Xiao'e had also watched the prequel TV series of The Lotus Lantern, and she only paused for a moment before she understood what Yang Chan meant.
"Although Li Jing is extremely hateful, he is Nezha's father after all. If Nezha kills his father with his own hands, it will be unforgivable."
Yang Chan thought of what Li Jing had done and felt so angry that her teeth itched.
But no matter what, Li Jing is Nezha's father, and it is a good thing that Nezha failed to kill him.
"Yang Chan, I'm a little curious. The original Nezha was a man, right? Then after he was resurrected by Taiyi Zhenren using lotus and lotus roots, is he a man or a woman?"
At this time, Lou Xiao'e suddenly asked Yang Chan a soul-searching question, which made Yang Chan confused.
At this time, Yang Chan couldn't help but wonder, after Nezha turned into a lotus, was he a man or a woman?
Chapter 1007: The Immortals Are Affectionate
"I don't know about this either. I have never thought about the question you asked!"
After a while, Yang Chan shook her head awkwardly, she really couldn't understand.
"It's okay if you don't know. I'm just asking casually."